We're looking at a picture of Belle (from Disney's Beauty & the Beast) and all her friends (the clock, the candlestick, the teapot, the feather duster).
I say: "Kiki, that's the feather duster. Her name is...(I'm making it up)...FIFI!"
Kiki: "Fifi? That's a funny name."
"Fifi is a funny name, Kiki?"
"Yeah."
"But Fifi sounds like Kiki. Fifi, Kiki, Fifi, Kiki."
"Are you sure it's a funny name?"
"Yeah."
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Rowan's spazzing out around while Kiki's quietly reading a book. He (as usual) bangs into something and starts screaming. Steve's there but didn't see exactly what happened.
Steve says: "Kiki, Rowan hurt himself! What happened?"
Without missing a beat, without looking up, Kiki says: "Where's the blood?"
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In the car with Scott, Kiki says: "Did you and mommy make your babies?"
Scott: "Yes, why?"
Kiki: "Mama said, 'you should give Kiki one butt cheek', but you said, 'No, we should give her TWO butt cheeks.' "
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